Sam_I_Am
11-05-2002, 10:09 AM
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few
years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that
she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
large sum
of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in
Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To
keep it
discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti"
on the
back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. "Honey,"
she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband
read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written,
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without!"
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few
years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that
she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
large sum
of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in
Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To
keep it
discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti"
on the
back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. "Honey,"
she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband
read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written,
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without!"