Sam_I_Am
12-02-2002, 08:33 AM
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together
again. The boy asked,
"What is this, Father?" The father (never having
seen an elevator)
responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like
this in my life, I
don't know what it is." While the boy and his
father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled
up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
rolled between them
into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number
and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order. Finally the
walls opened up again
and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman
stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his
son, "Go get your Mother."
They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together
again. The boy asked,
"What is this, Father?" The father (never having
seen an elevator)
responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like
this in my life, I
don't know what it is." While the boy and his
father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled
up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
rolled between them
into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number
and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order. Finally the
walls opened up again
and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman
stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his
son, "Go get your Mother."