Sam_I_Am
12-05-2002, 11:58 AM
There was an Army Ranger deployed to Afghanistan.
While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In that letter she explained that she had slept with 2 guys
while he was gone and now wanted to break
up and she wanted the picture of herself back.
So the Ranger does what any squared-away Ranger would do.
He went around to his buddies and collected any
unwanted photos of all the women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures to his old girlfriend
with this note:
"I'm sorry, but I can't remember which one you are.
Please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.
While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In that letter she explained that she had slept with 2 guys
while he was gone and now wanted to break
up and she wanted the picture of herself back.
So the Ranger does what any squared-away Ranger would do.
He went around to his buddies and collected any
unwanted photos of all the women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures to his old girlfriend
with this note:
"I'm sorry, but I can't remember which one you are.
Please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.