ShyGirl
05-18-2003, 05:53 PM
Hihihi, SG tìm được cái joke này trên net nè, đọc cũng vui vui, nên post lên cho các anh chị xem nheng . Đừng giận SG nhé, I did not write this stuff, ok ? Nếu SG post this in the wrong forum thì admin nói nheng, hoặc move qua forum Joke dùm SG nheng ,hihihihi . Đọc nheng :D :D
Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
A Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
AMC: Another Mess of Crap
Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Buick: Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky
Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean
Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt
Cadillac: Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Rattle On Long Trips
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chevy: Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky
Chrysler Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering
Research
Chryco Cherry Hot Rod You Can't Outrun
Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off
Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Dodge Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
Driven Only During Grey Evenings
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Department Of Defense's Grossest Error
Dont Over Drive Gutless Engine
Fiat: Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It Again Tony
Fix It Alltha Time
F**ked In the Ass Twice
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Ford F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rockville Dump
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Race Day (proven false)
Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!)
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Found On Road Dead
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Geo Get Everyone Out
Grotesque Engineering Outdated
Getting Even Ourway
Got Engine, Oh?
Get 'Er Outtahere
GM Get a Mopar!
Grungy Merchandise
GMC Garage Mechanics Companion
General Mass of Crap
Generally Mediocre Cars
Got a Mechanic Coming
Got More Crap
Get More Chicks
Great Muscle Cars
GTO: Get Tickets Often
Get Tires Often
Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
IROC: Idiot Runs Over Cats
Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
I'm Really Out of Cash
Italian Retard Out Cruising
I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
It's Really Only a Camaro
Jaguar: Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Jeep: Just Eats Every Part
Just Everyone Elses Parts
LTD: Long Term Debt
Lousy Transportation Dammit
Long Term Disability
Mazda: Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mercedes: Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
Metro Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle
Mileage's Everything; Torque, Running's Out
Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On
My Endeared Transportatin Rusted Out
Martha, Every Thing Rattles Off!
May Every Thing Rattle On
May Endure Teasing, Ridicule, and Ostracism
MG: Might Go
Mobile Garbage
Money Guzzler
Money Grabber
Mopar Made Of Plastic And Rubber
Most Often Passed At Races
Most Often Proven At the Racetrack
Most OverPowered And Respected
Massively OverPowered And Respected
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mounds Of Power And Revs
Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly
MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing
Masters Or Performance and Racing
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Old Pig Always Roars
My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin.
More Overall Performance And Reliability
Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
My Only Problems Are Repairs
Mustang: Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That's Always No Good
Nissan: Never i Shall Steal Another Nissan
Olds: One Leak, Dead Starter
Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower
Obnoxious, Loud Death Sled
Oldsmobile: Oh Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking
Everything
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everyday
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Pinto: Performance Is Not The Object
Put In New Transmission Often
Put In Nickel To Operate
Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object
Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
Pontiac: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Porsche: Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Probe: Plainly Runs Only By Exception
Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB: Send Another Auto Back
Slick As A Brick
Swedish Auto - Always Broken
Swedish Auto's Are Best
Saturn Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Subaru: U R A BUS (read backwards)
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Toyota: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VW: Virtually Worthless
STP: Stop Those Pistons.
NAPA: Never Any Parts Available
Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
A Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
AMC: Another Mess of Crap
Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Buick: Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky
Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean
Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt
Cadillac: Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Rattle On Long Trips
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chevy: Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky
Chrysler Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering
Research
Chryco Cherry Hot Rod You Can't Outrun
Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off
Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Dodge Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
Driven Only During Grey Evenings
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Department Of Defense's Grossest Error
Dont Over Drive Gutless Engine
Fiat: Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It Again Tony
Fix It Alltha Time
F**ked In the Ass Twice
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Ford F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rockville Dump
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Race Day (proven false)
Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!)
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Found On Road Dead
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
Geo Get Everyone Out
Grotesque Engineering Outdated
Getting Even Ourway
Got Engine, Oh?
Get 'Er Outtahere
GM Get a Mopar!
Grungy Merchandise
GMC Garage Mechanics Companion
General Mass of Crap
Generally Mediocre Cars
Got a Mechanic Coming
Got More Crap
Get More Chicks
Great Muscle Cars
GTO: Get Tickets Often
Get Tires Often
Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
IROC: Idiot Runs Over Cats
Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
I'm Really Out of Cash
Italian Retard Out Cruising
I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
It's Really Only a Camaro
Jaguar: Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Jeep: Just Eats Every Part
Just Everyone Elses Parts
LTD: Long Term Debt
Lousy Transportation Dammit
Long Term Disability
Mazda: Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mercedes: Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
Metro Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle
Mileage's Everything; Torque, Running's Out
Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On
My Endeared Transportatin Rusted Out
Martha, Every Thing Rattles Off!
May Every Thing Rattle On
May Endure Teasing, Ridicule, and Ostracism
MG: Might Go
Mobile Garbage
Money Guzzler
Money Grabber
Mopar Made Of Plastic And Rubber
Most Often Passed At Races
Most Often Proven At the Racetrack
Most OverPowered And Respected
Massively OverPowered And Respected
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mounds Of Power And Revs
Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly
MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing
Masters Or Performance and Racing
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Old Pig Always Roars
My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin.
More Overall Performance And Reliability
Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
My Only Problems Are Repairs
Mustang: Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That's Always No Good
Nissan: Never i Shall Steal Another Nissan
Olds: One Leak, Dead Starter
Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower
Obnoxious, Loud Death Sled
Oldsmobile: Oh Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking
Everything
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everyday
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Pinto: Performance Is Not The Object
Put In New Transmission Often
Put In Nickel To Operate
Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object
Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
Pontiac: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
Porsche: Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Probe: Plainly Runs Only By Exception
Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB: Send Another Auto Back
Slick As A Brick
Swedish Auto - Always Broken
Swedish Auto's Are Best
Saturn Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Subaru: U R A BUS (read backwards)
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Toyota: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VW: Virtually Worthless
STP: Stop Those Pistons.
NAPA: Never Any Parts Available