Sam_I_Am
02-05-2004, 06:29 AM
A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat and to make matters worse, there was no
male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of
Eddie
Tanden, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for
cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense,
but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The
park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the
gorilla for $500.00?
Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully.
The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under the following four conditions.
"First," he said........ "I don't want to have to kiss her on the
lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Eddie said......... "you must never tell anyone about
this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Eddie said........ "I want all the offspring to be raised
Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
And last of all Eddie stated.......
"You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat and to make matters worse, there was no
male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of
Eddie
Tanden, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for
cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense,
but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The
park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the
gorilla for $500.00?
Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully.
The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under the following four conditions.
"First," he said........ "I don't want to have to kiss her on the
lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Eddie said......... "you must never tell anyone about
this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Eddie said........ "I want all the offspring to be raised
Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
And last of all Eddie stated.......
"You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."