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VuThu
06-12-2001, 02:45 PM
Translation:
cha`ng = guy
na`ng = gal

Cha`ng : I know how to please a woman.
Na`ng : Then please leave me alone.

Cha`ng : I want to give myself to you.
Na`ng : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Cha`ng : May I see you pretty soon?
Na`ng : Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Cha`ng : Your hair color is fabulous.
Na`ng : Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Cha`ng : You look like a dream.
Na`ng : Go back to sleep.

Cha`ng : I can tell that you want me.
Na`ng : Yes, I want you to leave.

Cha`ng : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Na`ng : Do not enter.
or
Stop.

Cha`ng : I'd go through anything for you.
Na`ng : Let's start with your bank account.

Cha`ng : May I have the last dance?
Na`ng : You've just had it.

Cha`ng : I would go to the end of the world for you.
Na`ng : Yes, but would you stay there?

Cha`ng : Your place or mine?
Na`ng : Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
Cha`ng : Your body is like a temple.
Na`ng : Sorry, there are no services today.

Cha`ng : Is this seat empty?
Na`ng : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Cha`ng : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Na`ng : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Cha`ng : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Na`ng : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Cha`ng : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Na`ng : If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

Cha`ng : Please understand my heart
Na`ng : My lawyer does .

ShyGirl
06-12-2001, 02:54 PM
hahahahhaaha, i think this should belong in Joke/Humor, it's so funny :D